A friend sent me this: a microsoft excel template "checklist for my ideal cat"
I am currently in the process of procuring a pet cat, and I do run a blog about cats, drawing of cats, and cat related videos, so it wasn't totally out of context.
Now what I'm wondering is, how many cats did this person go through before they not only made up a check list, but also decided to templatize it and then publish it online.
"Fuck!!! I forgot cuddly! I'll never get the right cat!"
In fact I don't think I could possibly come up with a worse usage for Microsoft Office, but since this is the internet, i'll try:
| checklist for MY IDEAL GIRLFRIND | |
|---|---|
| demeanor | |
| size | |
| sexiness | |
| energy level | |
| intellegence | |
| race | |
| vocalization | |
| sense of humor | |
| show quality | |
| shedding? | |
| coat color | |
| crazy? | |
| need for grooming | |
| rich | |
| good with children | |
| good with other girlfriends | |
| indoor/outdoor | |
[template url via amy]
2 comments (leave a comment):
I LOVE the imagery for the "my ideal girlfriend" template. hahaha They look so... happy. =D
That's intentional misspelling:
"checklist for MY IDEAL GIRLFRIND"
I also hoped to left align that image, but my style sheet disagreed.
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