Monday, June 16, 2008

Inappropriate uses for technology



A friend sent me this: a microsoft excel template "checklist for my ideal cat"
I am currently in the process of procuring a pet cat, and I do run a blog about cats, drawing of cats, and cat related videos, so it wasn't totally out of context.

Now what I'm wondering is, how many cats did this person go through before they not only made up a check list, but also decided to templatize it and then publish it online.



"Fuck!!! I forgot cuddly! I'll never get the right cat!"





In fact I don't think I could possibly come up with a worse usage for Microsoft Office, but since this is the internet, i'll try:





















checklist for MY IDEAL GIRLFRIND
demeanor
size
sexiness
energy level
intellegence
race
vocalization
sense of humor
show quality
shedding?
coat color
crazy?
need for grooming
rich
good with children
good with other girlfriends
indoor/outdoor





[template url via amy]